– The guys have rented a cabin on the mountain! Exclusive and expensive. Costs twelve thousand from Thursday to Sunday, five bedrooms, jacuzzi, cable TV and all the good stuff!
Wow! Sounds like crazy luxury. Cable TV on top of the mountain! Not bad!
– There´s a huge fishing lake nearby and we will be fishing our own food all weekend!
So there will be fish for breakfast, lunch and dinner for four days then? Are you going to make your own booze too? Have you packed the banjo by the way?
– Banjo? What is that? Is that a kind of fishing equipment? Maybe we´ll stop and buy some bread for breakfast and lunch – but we´ll definitely catch our own dinner!
So how was the weekend then? Did you get any fish?
– We were mostly inside watching football all weekend. We caught a fish… in a way. But none of the guys wanted to touch it. No one had a knife either. We did not know what to do. It bounced wildly so one of the guys found a large rock and threw on it. The fish was completely destroyed.
So there was no food for four days then?
– Yeah. We had to stop to buy beer, bread and fishing equipment on the way up. None of us had fished before, so we had to buy rods and lures. We bought fishing rods, reels and stuff for almost five thousand each.
So you went for lure and not fly or float?
– Flies and float would be boring. The guy in the sports shop said that flies and floats worked best when it was quiet – and you know us guys! None of us can shut up.
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